πŸ˜€πŸ˜€Random thoughts. Don’t run away please . ping pong ball. Β 

#tubelight. #funnyblog. 

Randomest thought, read at your own risk. 

Hi, beautiful readers. 

Warning: only read this if your super bored. No offense. You can call me, do want my number? 
πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰Statueβœ‹βœ‹βœ‹. 

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘. (I won, you moved. ) 

I won now you have to give me 500 rupees. I want that, it’s my  haq. Sadda haq athe rakh. (Google Sadda haq, watch that song, for my non Indian beautiful reader,)  

I hope you are drinking water. Stay hydrated. 😎😎😎. Don’t forget this thing::: Keep breathing too. 😎😎😎

This time I called my neighbor to watch a movie  with me.  

(Watching tubelight with my friend first day first showπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.) 

Absolutely free. No money involved. 

Do you wanna watch it with me comment down  below. 

(I haven’t watch yet, no offense to Bhaijaan) 

I love Bhaijaan, I am “being human”. 

For non Indians, Salman Khan is one of the awesome actor, he is called bhai, just don’t come near him when he is dri….. He is awesome. 🀐🀐🀐🀐

He is an humatarian too. 

Do you wanna watch it with me. Comment down below. 

My Eid went well Alhamdulillah. I put my stomach to overtime work, now it’s protesting a lot causing chaos and it’s noisy as wellπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ. Tell me how can I solve this problem? 😐😐😐

How did you spent your day, let me know?

Do you want to hear or read  my jokes it’s an awesome joke, read aloud, so that the person near you can listen, please do so, please. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ. Tell him/her to listen please.  

Caution πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Only meant for people who are very very very…. Intelligent. Those who aren’t LOL you can still read it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it will make you awesome. 

There was a couple, they got married. (Don’t start living in relationships without marriage, make marriage quick and easy, you can read my most on marriage, a #blog of the day,, make relations worthy and holy. ) 

After marrying you know what generally happens. 

πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

A baby, was born,☺️

After few years they celebrated their 5th birthday, (lol) 

They gifted him a ping pong ball. (also called crazy ball, also called Chinese ball, also called jumping ball, also called ……enough) 

He started playing with it, day and night 24Γ—7 ie  168( no body tell the answer dude it’s 168 just don’t stop at 24*7,  it sucks, you know what I am saying 😎😎😎😎#thuglife now you know, thank me later, or call me for a coffee, you will not fall in…… MeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) . 

He fell in love with the ping pong ball he used to sleep with it, eat with and played with it even when he was pooping. He got in mad love with the ping ping ball. 

He became obsessed with ping ball and even dreamt about ping pong ball. Ping pong ball  was all he wanted. 

He became possessive about ping pong ball and no body dared to confront about his ping pong ball. 

He grew along with the ping pong ball, playing with, just playing only with the ping pong ball. 

For every birthday he asked his guest for ping pong ball as a gift. Some gifted a bouquet of ping pong ball, some a bucket of ping pong balls, some in box full of ping pong ball. 

He grew passed his 10 grade and topped his session.. 

He asked Asked everyone for ping pong ball as a present. 

Now he had a room full of ping pong ball. 

He passed his 12th grade and went to college and fell in love with a girl. 

On his first date he gifted her ping pong ball, used to call her to play with his ping pong ball. 

He became an IAS officer ( toughest exam in India for IAS)  

He asked for ping ping ball, 

Ping pong ball, ping pong ball everywhere. 

He proposed her love for marriage and asked every guest to gift them only ping pong ball. (Ping pong ball everywhere) 

Now his house was full of ping pong ball. 

Everyone was thinking about the secret of ping pong ball. Is it the secret behind his success?

(pause, close your eyes for a minute and you think as well about ping ping ball and why did he want that, please.) 

He had interviews etc.

Ping pong ball, he kept asking for it everytime, every occasion. It’s just ping pong ball. 

Now he grew old, and was breathing his last few breaths. 

Everyone stared at him and asked for his intimacy behind his ping pong ball, his secret, 

He was told, “I… I… Want that . my secret……. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaa…. Ping pong ball…. Piiing. And he died.” 

…….. 

laugh, 

…… 

(Oohh such,  what a joke,) want more? 

I am laughing my heart outπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. 

Have a nice day, don’t forget me please. 

AQUIB Khan. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

Want to read some of my post. (Please =

Love fading away. a poem 

Journey to reality

the ballad of the wall. 

the discourse. Etc. 

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30 thoughts on “πŸ˜€πŸ˜€Random thoughts. Don’t run away please . ping pong ball. Β 

  1. Please leave my brother…..the joke is awesome as we composed in our childhood funny. I m still laughing from thirty years on the same joke

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