Random thoughts, another one.

#funnyblogs yet again, another one.  

(tea test, how to make  tea?  , some random thoughts, and a random poem.  )

Another one.

Hey,

My dear brothers and sisss,…..

And their sisters. 😁😁😁

Mera pyare bhaiyo and pyare bhaiyo ki bheno.😁😁

How are you all?.

Do you hate me?

But I love you.

(brothers don’t mind please). 

So let’s get started.

What I am thinking to do in this weekend,🤔🤔🤔

 do you wanna come and hangout with me? , but kharcha tumko karna hoga, paisa nahi yaar. Samjha Karo. Gareebi h abhi. 

(Just kidding lol)

I am an android user, how many of you use iPhone, I guess most of you all use iPhone as a daily driver.

I am currently using Mi5, 32gb.

Benefit of an iPhone, you got an apple.

Most of the Indian government employees get one month salary equivalent to your iPhone’s MRP, or even less. Trust me, so if your flaunting in the public in India , remember someone may be cursing you in their hearts.

So, see I just informed you , get one kilogram apple and gift someone who does not have apples.

I love tea, in India, people would judge you on the basis of your tea.

Not getting it.

See,  for eg, I visited your house, and you served me a cup of tea. Here is the test,

If you leave just like that, you get straight away F, (failed the test). 

Now, I will see right through your eyes holding the cup ready to kiss, (not you😂😂😂😂) but the cup.

 Galloping as the  sip of tea entering my mouth touching the taste bud and depolarising the sensory neorons  eventually reaching the stomach via oesophagus, by the time information has been prosessed and kudos the synapse for a good tea has been triggered, 😎😎😎😎

congratulating you. You passed the test. 

You Received  a wide smile as an accolade. Yay. 😁😁😁

BTW

It’s very easy to make Indian tea in India style . (it’s for my beautiful foreigner friends)

Welcome to cooking with Aquib, the great chef of India. Lol.

Rush to an Indian store grab a ‘Tata tea gold’ or some tea packets, not a tea maker bag remember, then it would be not so Indian.

Boil milk on high flame,  a cup of milk, keep boiling for 175.0005 seconds. Keep an atomic watch with that precision and least count for at least upto three decimal place. Lol

So, now you don’t have to do anything.

But one thing, 😀😀😀😀

Add one table spoon of tea grains and a half more (yes) , not ‘table’ but a desk spoon of tea, because I have only  desks, I am not racist,  I must acknowledge desk, chair etc.

Please don’t set your home on fire, if you did don’t blame me,Please, I am not responsible. Ok

Now, after adding tea grains  add sugar and a bit of water at least half of 1/4 of the cup that you used. 

Now boil, keep boiling until all the molecules start resonating, 

Thats it. 

This is how I make tea. Enjoy

Enjoy it with  cookies.

An unknown, Random poem

That I wrote during the world wars.

(*blasphemous not blasphemy, this poem needs some minor corrections, I apologize)  

keep smiling

Your friendly neighbourhood

Aquib.