Just a change from my usual way that you were accustomed to.
Inspired by the funny conversation I had with Sameera on one of her post.
I hope you all will like it.
Use dekha rasayan ke lab me.
Dekha ki bas chemical loocha hua,
Dil ki dharkan bahdi, Blood ka pressure bhada.
Kya chehra tha, naak test tube jaisi,
Ankho me jaisa chloroform tha.
Dhyaan mera uspe aur ankhe adhyapak me,
Reaction hogya mera Sara disproportionate
Balance kia kare? , mera electron hi gayab tha.
Uski shieding effect, kardia elections ko screen.
Lag raha tha ab nahi ho payi meri reaction complete.
Agey ki gadi kya chale, gharshan thi intu azeem,
Motion ka dimensions bigda, kya pseudo
Kya normal kya real force nikla.
Sara hua FBD fail, conclusion kia nikli?
Is physics ka hain na koi mail.
Sara harmones mera hua dissolve,
Bola dimaag, “bhai teri DNA match hua fail”
Iski physiology thi ati sundar tera nahi koi mail.
Apni eye ball ko seedha kar aur ab jod de,
Chor is devi ko chor iski gali ka pata,
Khadoss guru kahi na karde tujhe lapata “.
Yeh Ek hain vaigyanik prem katha,
Jiska na dhar hian na koi pratha,
Yeh reaction na hui payegi poori.
Lag ja kaam main, ya keh lo ise majboori,
Duniya karm ka ghar hain karna hain majdoori.
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Aquib.
Kya baat hai
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😀😀, thanks. Mistimaan bhai for appreciating it.
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Wow it’s felt funny and was a good read
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Thanks Adithya, hope you are having time.
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Funny
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😊😊,
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Chemistry with poetic twist….
Superb.
Fun read!!!!
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Thanks Fariha for appreciating it. Glad to hear that from you.
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😂
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😁😁
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Naak test tube jaisi…..😂😂
This was hilarious……chem, physics, biology……all of them!!
And ‘NaBrO’ got me laughing like anything.
Great one👍👍
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Thanks Pramegha, 😊😊.
Wish you good luck.
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You are welcome 🌸
Wish you the same 😊
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Hahaa. Chloroform.😂😂😂
Funny. Maza aaya padke.😂
Well, I have one chemistry test tomorrow.😂😂😂😂😂
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Oh best of luck for chemistry, one of my favorite subjects. 😀Thanks for appreciating it.
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My favourite subject too.😂😂
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Oh yam Jee. Wow.
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Haha 😂 made my day
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😂, all my pleasure bro.yoh have all round good days.
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Your versatility as a poet is remarkable!
Amazing read!😁
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Oh yam Jee thanks , you are all rounder. Reading your poems is a bliss, all with positive energy.
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You’re very, very kind Aquib! 😁
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NaBro 😂😂😂 I will die laughing today. Poem ka pata nahi..yeh mere se hi inspired hai😂😂
Baki poem toh, Naak test tube jesi… Mouth conical flask.😂
Sadness ka mutation hogaya.. laughter mei.😂 Yayayayayyy.
Waah Bro Waah.😂
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mamu, aisa naich hian, Khush fehmi hain tumhari. 😂.
Yeh toh Thora theme se related tha toh lagya.” Hian ni toh”.
“circuit isey pani peela”. Abhi comment me nikal raha hain lines tumhari, 😁😁.
Tum kaha se “bro” girl, hain ni toh. Tum toh, “red hearty girl ho” 😂😂😂, ,
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Lovely indeed. Belated Eid Mubarak. Please accept my apologies.
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Thanks Yagnesh, oh bro no need of apologies its all good. Wish you eid mubarak and good luck with happiness
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Thanks.
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Hs ha mazaa aa gaya!
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Thanks Punam for appreciating it. 😂
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The pleasure was mine. 😊
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👍👍👍Really kind of you to say that. Actually it’s my pleasure to receive your kind remarks.
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👍👍🙏😊
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So nice Aquib ji.
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Oh 😬😬, dhanyabaad aapka.
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Aapka khairmakhdm hai Aquib ji
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Bahut khub. 🙏😀
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OMG, are you nocturnal?
😂😂Thanks for appreciating it.
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Haha.. 😀
You’re welcome 😀
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🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious!!!
Bach gaye test tube jaisi naak wali🤣
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😂😂. Yep, bachna hi tha aur Kia.
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😂😂
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Lol this was funny 😁 It may have made more sense if I had studied Science though 😋
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You look like a science student though, a very serious science student.
But yeah, smajh me aaya hoga, shayad physics wala nahi aa hoga.
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I was a very serious commerce student 😊 Haan thora bohot samajh aaggya.
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Oh i see. Best wishes for you. 😊.
I am glad it did.
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Hey Nameera, please delete the comments, I really feel insecure, about millia Ok. Hope you don’t mind and understand me.
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Oh, sure thing!
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Done. 🙂
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Thanks Nameera, just saved your comments from my spam. Sorry for that.
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Oh I see. No problem!
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Was wondering why were you not reading my posts, lately 😕😕😕🙁??
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So sorry! There are so many posts I’ve to check out. I’ve been posting a lot recently lol.
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Oh, I can fathom. Best wishes, no worries though, 🙂🙂. You have been in a roller coaster MashaAllah.
I have been a bit occupied lately, and hardly get time to be updated of my frequent readers (my bad!!) atleast and my favorite and your post is definitely lit worth checking, but definitely I don’t try to miss with the latter.☺️☺️👍😁.
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Lol yes it’s been a roller coaster ride indeed. I’ve been trying to come up with a proper schedule to give time to reading as many blog posts as I can. But really half the time I’m busy sleeping then I wake at night to post 😁
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Well that’s kinda cool tbh, but I am thinking you should really be effective with your priorities, and make a plan. Yep best wishes.but don’t miss out from my post, it’s a good luck . 😂
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Sure thing! I’ll get down to it. 😂
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I am waiting for it. 🕵️🕵️.
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Really funny yar…physics ki to shaan badha di aapne…hahaha
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Thanks Riman, 😁.
Awain, physics to already mahaan hain jee.
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That FBD fail.
Lol
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😂😂😂, the resultant was zero. You know.
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Sath me vo hc verma ke 2 monkeys hote…to baat hi kuch aur hoti…find tension.
Hahaha
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Oh my God, yes. But I just ignored it, lot of frictional forces are there😂😂😂.
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Yes.
Even I ignored that.
What I remember is just the 2 hanging monkeys😂
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Actually, it’s funny. Hc Verma book is like the most sakth launda not changing at all. At least they should have changed the money, it’s hanging there from till eternity.
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*monkey.
(😂😂).
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Really feel bad for those monkeys.
They should have been in a better place.😂
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Yes, Riman, is in reality your name Riman?
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Yes .
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Oh, nice name. Actually my firnd’s name is Ruman, we call me R u man?.
It’s just popped up. Your name MashaAllah is unique.
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Thank you so much.
There are very few people like you who said this to me that it’s unique.
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I apologize if you feel bad. It’s just came out of the conversation, 👍👍👍. Peace on you Riman.
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No i don’t feel bad.
Infact i’m glad you find this unique.
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I am imagining your girl..naak test tube jaisi 😂😂
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*emergency *Your comments are getting in my spam 😲😲😲😲😲. OMG.
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😣😣😣 I don’t like this 😭
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Not this one. It’s ok. 👍👍🤗🤗
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